The Commode Conundrum Continues

I'm giving "Hedgesville" the benefit of the doubt here and assuming this JJ is dripping with sarcasm.

From Hedgesville:

For the Inwood caller who (understandably) finds indoor plumbing confusing, the "proper" position for the commode seat when not in use is seat up/lid down.

Regardless, I can't wait for when--not if, definitely when--someone submits a JJ explaining the difference between the toilet lid and the toilet seat, since "Hedgesville" obviously doesn't know the difference.