Sleeping Kitty, Hidden Doggy

"From Gerrardstown:

To the caller concerned about the disappearing cats in Martinsburg: Here's your tip: It is the "cat napper" (sic)."

Touché Gerrardstown. Cat Burglar would have been the obvious choice, but you have exceeded DJ expectations with your retort. The cat napping comment is creative and you used a "sic" *swoon*.