What's up with the Panhandle's bed and breakfasts and hotels and their irrational animal racism? My mother's Christmas visit isn't going to be very merry if I can't find a place willing to take a chance on a miniature badger. It makes me want to vomit!"
Let me get this straight: you're looking for lodging for this guy?
Why can't this cuddly little bundle of fur stay at YOUR house, Glengary?
The Comfort Inn in Shepherdstown takes pets - they may draw the line at badgers, though.
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