To the deserving people who took 18 of my collection of gnomes: I'm so sorry to take the fun out of your stealing games, but I took the remainder of them inside. I would rather have given them to you if you'd have asked. Once a thief, always a thief. God help you. He knows who you are."
What's more bizarre than having 18+ gnomes in your yard? Finding 163,000 Google results for "gnome napping."
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